Napoleon Syndrome

IMG_7710 IMG_7713 IMG_7715 IMG_7716 IMG_7717 IMG_7718Well..

i’m

not

much

for

buying

things..

but

i

am

collecting

some

movies

in

BLU

RAY

fashion

that

STRIKE!

MY

HEART!

AND

YES!

i

listen

to

my

HE ART1!

AND

SO

DOES

NAPOLEON

DYNAMITE!

IN

THAT

NAME

SAKE

MOVIE..!

Well..

for

anyone

who

knows

about

the

ASPERGER’S

SYNDROME

AS

REALLY

DESCRIBED

BY

HANS

ASPERGER

BOY!

DOES

NAPOLEON

CHECK

OFF

THAT

LIST

OF

SYNDROME

SYMPTOMS!

Before

it

IS

VOGUE

IN

SOME

CIRCLES

TO

GET

THE

ASPERGER’S

SYNDROME..

SOME

FOLKS

NOW!

GEARED

UP FOR

NEUROLOGICAL

SUPREMACY

AND

OTHERS

DISMAL

ABOUT

NOT

MAKING

HU

WO

MAN

CONNECTIONS

AS

SUCH!

Hmm..

well

except for my sing song

voice

that

doESN’T

match

Napoleon’s

monotone..

i

am

all!

too

close!

like

him!

in

middle

SCHOOL!

through

around

16

pictured

above

with

my

step

sister

at

HIGH

SCHOOL

AGE!

HMM..

YES!

MY

STEP

SISTER

IS

DIFFERENT

TOO!

SHE

PLAYS

RUGBY

AND

LOVES

GIRLS

LIKE

ME..

AND

YES!

MY

FULL SISTER

HAS

THE

ASPERGER’S

TOO!

AS

DIAGNOSED

IN

MIDDLE

AGE..

UNLIKE

ME

WITH

THE

NON-VERBAL

LEANING

TYPE

OF

HANS ASPERGER’S

DESCRIBED

GILLBERG

CRITERIA

ASPERGER’S SYNDROME..

STILL!

ALIVE!

IN

EUROPE

BUT

FADING

AWAY

IN

THE

GOOD

OLE

USA

AND

RENAMED

AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER

AS

ONE

HUGE

UMBRELLA

OF

A

CONSTELLATION

OF

DIFFERENCES

IN

ALL

THE

FOLKS

UNDER

THAT

UMBRELLA

NOW!

But truly what sets me apart

from

the

SO

CALLED

HIGHER

FUNCTIONING

AUTISTIC

FOLKS

TO

DAY..

AROUND

INTERNET

TOWN..

IS

i

TRULY

CELEBRATE!

THE

DANCE

OF

MOVEMENT

EVEN

MORE!

THAN

MOST

NEURO

TYPICAL

KIND

OF

FOLKS!

YES!

WHEN

i

am in high

school..

i

get

much

more

comfortable

in

my

own

skin

by

DANCING!

DANCING!

DANCING!

IN

FRONT

OF

THE

MIRROR

TO

NAPOLEON

DYNAMITE

TYPE MUSICK

PER

THAT

SUPER

KOOL

MOVIE

AS

SUCH..

HERE..

and

yes..!

it’s

more

like

me

too..!

as

i

do

it

like

this

in

reverse!

too!

Well..

most of my life

i

am used

to

folks

laughing

at

me

instead

of

with

me..

and

OH!

MY!

GOD!

THE

THOUGHT

OF

ANYONE

ACTUALLY

APPLAUDING

FOR

ME

INSTEAD

OF

DOING!

DOING!

DOING!

STUFF

TO

BRING

ME

DOWN..

IS

REALLY

EXCITING..

HELL

YEAH..!

AS

EXCITING

AS

NAPOLEON’S

EXIT

OFF

THE

DANCE

FLOOR

WHEN

THE

AUDIENCE

ERUPTS

IN

CLAPTOR!

THE

FIRST

TIME

i

dance

at

OLE

SEVILLE

and

the

CROWD

GOES

WILD

OVER

MY

CRAZY

DANCING!

i

AM

SERIOUSLY

SHOCKED!

AS

HELL

NO!

EVEN

IN

HIGH

SCHOOL..

i

can

move

my

hips

but

all

the other

body

parts

are

still

REPRESSED!

AND

AFRAID!

OF

LOOKING

FEMININE

LIKE

NAPOLEON

DOES

IN

HIS

FREESTYLE

DANCE!

WELL

HELL

NO

!

THERE

IS

NO

DOUBT

THE

SHORT

HAIRED

MILITARY

LOOKING

DUDE

IS

A

MAN

NOW…

YEAH

ME

UP

ABOVE..

BUT

BELOW

WITH

ALL

THAT

HAIR..

hmm..

nah..

no

feminine

flair

is

needed…

YES!

i

haVE

a

CASE

OF

THE

NAPOLEON

HUGE

WIRE

FRAMED

LENSES

TOO!

COVERING

MOST

OF

MY

FACE

WITH

BINOCULAR

FACE!

EYES

TINY

MICROFIED

BY

HUGE

LENSES!

YES!

SKILLS!

IS

WHAT

IT’S

ALL

ABOUT..!

COMING!

OUT

OF

COLLEGE

WITH

THREE

DEGREES

OF

KNOWLEDGE

YES!

ALL

THAT

KNOWLEDGE..!

ANTHROPOLOGY

SOCIAL SCIENCES INTERDISCIPLINARY

AND

HEALTH

SCIENCE..

STILL

WITHOUT!

THE

ABILITY

TO

COHERENTLY

SPEAK IN PARAGRAPHS..

AND

ORGANIZE

‘EM

GOOD

IN

WRITING..

THEN..

OH!

NO!

WHAT!

WILL!

i

do..!

THE

MILITARY

BOWLING

CENTER

CLOSE

TO

MINIMUM

WAGE

AT

START

IS

WHERE

i

begin

and

stay

for

almost

2

decades..

BUT!

i

learn

how

to

relate

to

thousands

and

thousands

of

other

FOLKS!

to

FINALLY

LEARN

ALL

ABOUT

THE

OTHER

HALF

OF

THE

BRAIN..!

HELL

NO!

NOT

MECHANICAL

COGNITION..!

THE

MOST!

IMPORTANT

KIND

OF

INTELLIGENCE!

SOCIAL

COGNITION!

AKA

EQ

EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE!

BUT

OH

CRAP!

AT

THE

END

OF

MY

CAREER

WHEN

THEY

MOVE

ME

TO

WORK

FOR

THE

CAPTAIN

IN

ADMINISTRATION

AT

ANOTHER

BASE

FOR

MY

COMPUTER

SKILLS

AND

BRING

ME

BACK

FOR

SAME

AS

COMMUNITY

ACTIVITIES

DIRECTOR

AND

FINALLY

ATHLETIC

DIRECTOR..

YES!

ME

THE

KID

PICKED

LAST

ON

SPORTS

TEAMS..

AT

PE

IN

GRADE

SCHOOL..

FALLS

TO

TOTAL

HUMAN

EXHAUSTION!

FINALLY

AS

SOCIAL

DEMANDS

EXCEED

SOCIAL

ABILITIES

AS

SUCH!

UGH..

WORKING

ON

THE

COMPUTER

AND

HAVING

TO

SUPERVISE

AND

INSTRUCT

FOLKS

AT

THE

SAME

TIME

AND

HELP

EVERYONE

WITH

EVERYTHING

NEVER

KNOWING

WHERE

TO

DRAW

THE

LINE

OR

HOW

TO

SAY

NO!

PUT

ME

DOWN..

AND

ALL

THE

MIND

THAT

IS

ME

IS

TECHNICALLY

FRIED!

A

VEGETABLE

ALMOST

i

BECOME

OF

NO

THING

BUT

ZOMBIE

AS

SUCH!

WELL..

YES!

ALL

THAT’S

IN

THE PAST

AND

HELL

YES!

NOW

I

EVEN

HAVE

SOME

MARTIAL

ARTIST

EXPERTISE..

TO

GO

ALONG

WITH

MY

UNUSUAL

DANCE

SKILLS..

IN

DANCE

WALKING

EVERY

WHERE

i

go..

almost

1700

miles

now

since

SEPTEMBER 2013

AS

ILLUSTRATED

HERE..

WELL..

THE

POINT

i’m

making

here

now!

as

i

close

in

on

800

words..

I

S

THIS!

HUWOMAN

ADVERSITY

AND

YES!

DIVERSITY!

OF

ALL!

TYPES

CREATES

THE

TOTAL!

EFFECT!

OF

AMAZING

HUWOMAN

SKILLS..

AND

IF

YA

LOOK

AT

THE

AMERICAN

PRESIDENTS!

MANY

ARE CHALLENGED

LIKE

THIS

2

!

WITHOUT

ADVERSITY

AND

DIVERSITY

THE

HUMAN

RACE

WILL

BE

BASICALLY

DOOMED..!

THAT’S

JUST

NATURE!

LOOK

ALL

AROUND

YA

!

IMPERFECTION!

IS

TRUE!

PERFECTION!

WHEN

ALL!

IS

SAID!

AND

DONE!

in

only

my

opinion

of

course!

now

at

word

EIGHTTHIRTYSIX!

WHEN IN

ROME

840

!

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